the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u
*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?
the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u
*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver
why he grab her hand like that? lmfaoo
Because thats his nigga forreal
so why he cheat then?
I wonder if people notice that I wear the same pair of jeans literally all the time.
gamers, we’ve overclocked the earth… and its cooling fans can’t handle it anymore #stopglobalwarming #savetheplanet
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person: what's your type
me: fictional
What’s wrong Simon? Did you lose it? Your drill?
When you have to hold down the power button to turn off a device
All I want right now is to sit on the couch, watch Howl’s Moving Castle, and eat popcorn.
Jesus christ